Geordie traveller react to Chinese Pizzas

The local takeout cuisine in China has a lot to be desired; that is, if you're looking for a pizza...

The Angry Geordie has been deprived of his usual western comforts, burgers, pizzas & potato snacks! Here's his reaction to the local takeaways that his wife recommended in Changchun, China during their trip.
Can you identify some of these monstrosities? Fruit on pizza? Disgusting!