"He's a Fed" (Expanded) - comedy

"He's a Fed" (Expanded) - comedyShow more

After I posted the original "He's a Fed" I received a number of fan verses, so I decided to add them. The timing is pure coincidence.

This song may be downloaded at
https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/hes-a-fed-expanded

and

https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/hes-a-fed-expanded?si=664f433d2e2642198034d0af4a74f739&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Feel free to copy and share.

Lyrics: Teh Internetz

Music: Traditional

Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg
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After I posted the original "He's a Fed" I received a number of fan verses, so I decided to add them. The timing is pure coincidence.

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If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed

If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down South
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed

If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed
If his haircut's tight and high
Looks better in a suit and tie
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed

If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chatroom won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed

If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed
If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed
If he wants you to start killin'
'Cause his bosses need a villain
If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed

If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed
If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed
If the plan is his design
And he's sharing it online
If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed

If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed
If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed
If he links you to a site
And he tells you it's alright
If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed

If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed
If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed
Polo shirt and Rayban shades
MAGA sign is not homemade
If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed