"He's a Fed" (Expanded) - comedy After I posted the original "He's a Fed" I received a number of fan verses, so I decided to add them. The timing is pure coincidence. This song may be downloaded at https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/hes-a-fed-expanded and https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/hes-a-fed-expanded?si=664f433d2e2642198034d0af4a74f739&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Feel free to copy and share. Lyrics: Teh Internetz Music: Traditional Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg --- After I posted the original "He's a Fed" I received a number of fan verses, so I decided to add them. The timing is pure coincidence. --- If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If you're running off your mouth And his buddy lives down South If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed If his haircut's tight and high Looks better in a suit and tie If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he wants you to repeat it Where the chatroom won't delete it If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he wants you to start killin' 'Cause his bosses need a villain If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed If the plan is his design And he's sharing it online If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed If he links you to a site And he tells you it's alright If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed Polo shirt and Rayban shades MAGA sign is not homemade If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed