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Minecraft Polka 3
I can't believe someone made this into a trilogy...
Executive Producer - Spintown
Music & Vocals - Eric Ames
Main Inspiration - "Weird" Al Yankovic
Also inspired by these channels & songs:
Mineworks - Human Instead
CaptainSparklez - Find The Pieces
Spintown - Bed Wars
AnEpicPlayerName - Go Get Building
BlackGryph0n - Sad Creeper
musicbypedro - Mine It All
elementanimation - Block By Block
Derivakat - Win It All
MInecraftSongsV - Elder Guardian
CaptainSparklez - Minecraft Style
danbull - Pigman Rap
MrWilliamo - The Nether King
MCJams - Gold Digger
itsRucka - Minecraft Won’t Add Inches To Your C**k
Lyrics:
I wish that I could be
A human instead
And not be used to make bread
And go out in the sun and not be dead
And sleep in a bed
Wait, you wanna do a 3rd polka? Alright.
Don’t know if I have ever heard you sing but I hear it
Hear it, hear it, hear it, hear it,
Don’t know if I have ever held your hand but I seek it
Seek it, seek it, seek it, seek it
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba
B-E-D W-A-R-S
(Bed Wars)
B-E-D W-A-R-S
(Bed Wars)
B-E-D W-A-R-S
(Bed Wars)
B-E-D W-A-R-S
W-A-R-S
(Ooo ooo ooo oooh)
I just wanna go get buildin'
(Ooo ooo ooo oooh)
I just wanna go get buildin'
(Yeah)
I'm addicted to your love
But I'm allergic to your touch
And I just cannot get enough
Maybe once I won't blow up
'Cause the diggers gonna dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
And the hunters killin’ pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs
Listen, I just wanna mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
I mine it all, I mine it all
Build it up
A Minecraft montage
Block by block
A minecraft montage
Take a shot
Take it up a notch
If we’re on the spot
We can pull it off
If we take it to the limit
We can watch them fall
So get your head in the game
And we can win it all
So let it go, let it go
Let your wrath in control
First you swing, then you block
Everybody knows
You're low, then you're full
You're a light in the dark
Just you wait and you'll see
That you're swimmin' with guards
This ain't your land, you are gonna get banned
So you know, hey,
When you plan to go, hey
When you're diggin', you'd better listen
So you know, hey,
When they gonna show, hey,
Makin' sure you're all prepared before you go go go go go
Diggin' Minecraft style
Pigman
My name’s Dan and I’m a
Pigman
Let me show you around the Nether
Pigman
My name’s Dan and I’m a pigman hanging with my pigman gang
And we’ll be found underground
Deep down in the Nether
Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather
With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal
You’re living in a world that’ll hurt all mortals
This helm, that chest plate, go together, that bright sword
This time for them players, them good ones, straight master crafters
Stylin’, wil’in, living it up in my village
The portal’s on and it’s going down
Gotta prove myself I’m so ready
Gold digger
Digging for that gold
I’m the master of the ingot
That’s what I’ve been told
Got a room full of nuggets
And a little pet pig
Golden ore by the buckets
Still I’m gonna dig
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock
So mine it up
So mine it up
So mine it up
Build it higher
So mine it up
So mine it up
So mine it up
To the skyaaahhhh
To the skyaaahhhh
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