Minecraft Polka

I was listening to a "Weird" Al Yankovic polka medley & thought to myself..."The only way this could be better is if it was a medley of Minecraft songs & parodies." So I did what anyone would do, I drafted a list of songs that should be in one, and I got Eric to make it happen. I didn't really have much to do with this one other than being the "idea man". Eric did all the real work. Oh, I did write the lyrics for one of the songs in the medley, so I guess that counts as doing something. ;p

Executive Producer - Spintown
Music & Vocals - Eric Ames
Main Inspiration - "Weird" Al Yankovic

Also inspired by these channels & songs:
CaptainSparklez - Revenge
BebopVox - Don't Mine At Night
AntVenom - Through The Night
SB737 - Don't Dig Down
BadBoyHalo - Muffin
ZAMination - Angry Alex
UnspeakableGaming - Cake By The Water
Rockit Gaming - Build Our Home
Song Parody Zone - Digging Down
Viktor Cepeda - Minecraft Everyday
Spintown - This Isn't Over Yet
CaptainSparklez - Fallen Kingdom
Dan Bull - Creeper Rap (Boom Boom Boom)
YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon - How Do I Craft This Again?

Lyrics:
'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby, tonight
Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again

And run, run until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again

(Don't mine at night )
I know your lookin' at that cave
And your feelin' kinda' brave.
Go to bed you'll be alright

(Don't mine at night)
There's nothing that is gonna' change
If you just wait until the day
Zombie wanna' eat your brains
(Don't mine at night)

If you can craft, you can mine,
Or use a sword, you decide,
Just do your best in this fight,
There is only one way through the night!

Don't dig down
Up this high, you gonna hit the ground
Don't dig down
See that flow, you gonna hit it now
Do you feel the crumbling beneath of you?
If it's hollow to, you will fall right through
Don't dig down
Up this high, you gonna hit the ground

I'm thinkin'
I'm thinkin' about you, muffin
When I wake up, I'm thinkin'
I'm thinkin' about you, muffin
You know our love was
Ten times sweeter than candy
Ten times sweeter than cake
I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' about you

It's a bright new day, a great time to play
Every second here is endless bliss
When I start to build, oh my life's a thrill
Is there a better life than this?

Uh...is there?

Time to eat some more
I’m mining for sugary goodness like you
Catch me swimming in sugary heaven
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
I’ll keep eating any Cake by the Water

Let’s go build our home
Mining down below
Gather up the stones
Together we will grow
Our home
Our home

I still remember we’d go digging down, digging down
Huddled by torchlight we would look around, look around
Just you and me exploring underground, underground
Would’ve gave you anything
Would’ve gave you everything

My tools keep on breaking away.
I got minecraft, log in everyday.
I got minecraft, log in everyday.

Now you’re dead 180 sniped
Shot in the head, your win streak wiped
Cause you got punch-bowed

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield

Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
Tune, tune, tune

And now the wiki page is loading slow
It could be wood or mossy cobblestone!
What was the recipe, I just don't know!
I'm all alone... Asking!
How do I craft this again?
(Oh oh oh oh)
How do I craft this again?
(Oh oh oh oh)
How do I craft this again?
(Oh oh oh oh)
I wanna know... How do I craft this again?!