Top 30 Cute funny quotes for an instant big laugh!

This video brings you Top 30 Cute funny quotes for an instant big laugh!
“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” ~ Gore Vidal
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~ Mark Twain
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." —Elbert Hubbard
"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made." —Joan Rivers
"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."―Mindy Kaling
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — then success is sure."—Mark Twain
"I love mankind... it's people I can't stand!!" ― Charles M. Schulz
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ― Laurence J. Peter
“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” ― Jerome K. Jerome
"A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." —Eleanor Roosevelt
"You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police."—Joan Rivers
"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."—Sir Norman Wisdom
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."―Will Rogers
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."—Oscar Wilde
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” ― Paul Terry
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz
"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company."—Mark Twain
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry." - Unknown
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." Malory Hopkins
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." – Unknown
"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning." - Unknown
“People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." —Phyllis Diller
"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure." – Unknown
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones
"Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas." —Paula Poundstone
"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”—Reese Witherspoon
"People say, ‘How you stay looking so young?’ I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup." —Dolly Parton