Robot dog art critic finally invented

If you’re an artist, you could do a lot worse than to invent your own faithful art critic, who is also a very good boy. Mario Klingemann agrees, and the result is AICCA (Artificially Intelligent Critical Canine), the world’s first robot dog art critic.
AICCA, who just happens to look like an upper-class good boy wearing a monocle because why not, will scan a piece of art, analyse it, then use AI to write a critique based on several factors. Then - and this is by far the best part - it poops out its review.