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"The Welchkins" (4k) Uncanny Animated Nightmare Fuel | 1983 Welch's Grape Jelly Commercial
Oh lawdy, it's the Welchkins. There's something off about this animation. The cartoon is like a story book come to life and it's just weird. I can't put my finger on it, but it's just odd. Like the juxtaposition of what's supposed to be a real person with these nightmare gnomes is unsettling.
Maybe it's just too much production value for grape jelly. Like I'm not used to someone hiring animators (back when stuff had to be hand drawn) to make a commercial for jelly. Strawberry rhubarb (or just regular strawberry) is obviously the superior jelly anyway. Plus this is the time of Gremlins and Ghoulies. So it's weird they'd hop on the tiny elf gnome thing bandwagon for their advertisements.
The Welchkins were made by (ad agency) Jordan, Case & McGrath. They apparently invented "Namenomics" which is naming something good to sell it good, I guess.
New York Times article about The Welchkins:
https://www.nytimes.com/1982/01/19/business/advertising-how-to-get-a-product-known.html
OMG they made toys of the things:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/285241527423
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https://www.pinterest.com/pin/rare-vintage-80s-the-welchkins-graphic-tshirt--412431278376053639/
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Here's some other fun animated commercials:
HULK SMASH HONEYCOMB CEREAL!
https://youtu.be/SxK6_TMF_7s
A fire safety rap with your homie Smokey The Bear:
https://youtu.be/xz0bDKxTk-g
These amazing Star Trek: The Next Generation animated promos:
https://youtu.be/bY_EmVC6--4
Bizzare library book animation and song:
https://youtu.be/YpPjpHN0nao
Video has been enhanced and audio cleaned.
1980s. (probably 1982)
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