When the Cops Call, Get a Dove to Land on You!

This actually happened! Our crazy neighbours assaulted my Mum. Don't worry, she was sore for a couple of weeks, but she was OK. Still, not cool! Then THEY called the COPS on US! Clever trick I think. Commit a crime, then be the one to call the cops so that you look like the good guy! Anyway, the cops came and I had to explain our side of the story. While I was talking to them, our pet dove "Honey Puff" landed on my hand! On top of that, I actually caught it on film!

Obviously, if a bird of peace lands on you, the cops are going to know that you're the good guy! Of course it went fine with the cops, no one was dragged off to jail or anything like that!

So that's my legal advice, if the cops come calling, get a bird of peace to land on you, like Jesus when John the Baptist baptised him!