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Another Derek Captured
Lucky, why the fuck am I staring at a fagg?!! The Master says. Sur, some people are inparentley gay, and they have this right as gay elders of The Creationalism Realm, Lucky says. What? The Master says, you know where one of those fudge packing Mipp Stations are. They feed their cloanes shit, Jordan says. And the shit treats itself to a fix in it's errored flaw where The Original Derek fell, Lucky says. The Original Derek was gay, Jordan says. Lucky looks at a cute commercial of a puppy, and it has peanut butter in it's paws and mouth. Another commercial interrupts, and it is The Vilardo Drudge Report. Judge Vilardo serves his wife tea, and she thanks him as she morsells a sipp. Honey, do you think Derek was gay, Judge V says, and The Wife rolls her eyes as she rubbs the V's shoulders. Lucky! Space Cadett! Wake up! The Master says, and Lucky looks confused about the television program.
Meanwhile, Derek and Michael turn their Disk Compression Field Arrays on (MICE), and they pull up to the party as a Michael-MIchael mix. This left a large chunk of Derek missing, and Adam Cent prepared his shear and thread. Adam prepares to look at a monster for the first time since they had words. The Michael Father was a horrible man. He often made his children his rope toys and tropies, but we are all capable. Adam Cent sees the God of Creation hover over him, and he lights up a NewPort Menthol Cigarette. He welcomes the aroma of new mist from the visitors. He takes a puff, and he blows smoke into the mouse pinned field. He sees lasers and grid lines everywhere, and he calls upon his girls and familey. Can we get in there? Adam asks his wife Jezebell. Adam, that's where we get the internet from,
Jezzy hints, and Adam looks confused. Ninja Boss prompts Adam's Commandmeant Repent Station, and Adam remembers what the internet is. The Hotto Critters leave the laser filled area, and they drag a dead badger into the communitty pool. When Animals Attack, Lucky says, and he sees the critters moving into The Wellsville Communitty where creationalism took place ruffley 1908. Cain went down in 1998 when he karate chopped his brothers.
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