Monkey Lost in Space Jokes e28w
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What did the astronaut monkey say to mission control?
"Houston, we have a banana!"
How did the monkey communicate with other astronauts?
He used a "prime-ate" radio!
How do monkeys entertain themselves in space?
[They have "inter-galactic monkey business"!
What did the monkey astronaut say when he found a banana tree in space?
"This is one small step for monkey, one giant leap for bananas!"
How did the monkey's space mission go?
It was a "simian-tastic" success!
How did the monkey feel after floating in zero gravity?
A-ape-solutely weightless!
What's a monkey's favorite planet?
"Chimp-ter"!
What did the monkey say when he saw Earth from space?
"Looks like a great place for a banana plantation!"
What do you call a monkey's favorite spacecraft?
The "Banana-naut"!
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