Weird AL Yankovic Jokes e72aW

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Why did Weird Al Yankovic become a baker?
Because he wanted to make "parody" rolls!

What did Weird Al say when he ran out of musical puns?
"I guess it's 'accordion' to my fans to come up with more!"

Why did Weird Al start a clothing line?
Because he wanted to make "punny" t-shirts that would really "shirt" people up!

How does Weird Al greet his friends?
"Hey there, 'Amish Paradise'!"

Why did Weird Al become a farmer?
He wanted to grow his own "corny" jokes!

How did Weird Al become a yoga instructor?
He mastered the "Twist (and Shout)" pose!

What did Weird Al say when asked about his secret to success?
"It's all about 'Eat It', 'Word Crimes', and 'White & Nerdy'!"