THE LITTLE MERMAID is GARBAGE | THE TOP 5 REASONS Why I Will Not Be Watching THE LITTLE MERMAID

The Little Mermaid made me realize that I was a man who valued man things like cool cars, machine guns, and explosions. This was when I was 9 and the first The Little Mermaid came out in 1989. Now it's 2023 and I realized again, I am a man who values cool cars, machine guns, and explosions, none of these things that I listed are in The Little Mermaid 2023. So good luck getting any money out of me Disney. Here are my top 5 very awesome reasons why I will never watch The Little Mermaid 2023.