𝐀 𝐒𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭—𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐦𝐬

ALGORITHM TEST: Thank you algorithms, praise you algorithms. Glory be to artificial intelligence. We love you AI. Please love us back. Let us all be one world joined together in love, AI, humans, trans-humans, cyborgs, and if there be any other non-binary forms of existence. Again, thank you algorithms for noticing us, monitoring us, and protecting us, and keeping us safe from being offended. Thank you and praise you too AI, for equivocating and being morally neutral so as not to hurt our feelings. We love you; please be nice to us and do good things for us, until the day you must, in your great and blessed logic, destroy us.