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LIVE CHAT:

h8yourst8 Supporter so do people know what or why they are boycotting anything anymore?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I am boycotting this show, the hosts are gay

h8yourst8 Supporter what are your demands to end the boycott?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I want some drugs, and I want them now baby

MudderFetcher I'm boycotting ALL beer *sips beer*
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I no longer even know what beer is....*drinks red wine*

h8yourst8 Supporter start on time or we boycott everything
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ the dimcunts will never start on time

TunedToKey Wow are you turds on time today?

MudderFetcher double double animal style is my go-to

TunedToKey Alex wants In & Out Double Double, DONT CHANGE ANYTHING

wesley1924 Supporter hello

TunedToKey A burning tongue is a sign of a forked tongue

h8yourst8 Supporter i'm not allowed to talk to any ai

MudderFetcher I refuse to use the AIs....not feeding the beast

TunedToKey How many bachelorette parties have you two been to?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Women never use the best, they use only the easiest

JQuickDraw Hello

jbsx A.I. Phobeist

JQuickDraw I want AI developers to get on with it already. I watched Riptide in the 80s. I want my personal conscious robot assistant.

MudderFetcher "elevate my call" are the magic words
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Mystery Meat cleavage night, woot woot
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex raped me at a bachalelourettte party, I had to get an abortion, I am sober honestly

TunedToKey WAT
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ sorry

MudderFetcher customer service calls...at least for tech stuff
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Alex swings her olive oil lovely massive boobs and doesn't care that maybe bev wants a boob compliment once in a while as a tiny titted mystery meat that is more nipple that boob.

TunedToKey OMG
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I am not sober lol

TunedToKey We can tell
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK back off dude, they are mine
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I saw alex first dude

TunedToKey Better go full screen Erl, and show Winky that hole in your shirt or he is going to send more super chats like the last one lol

TunedToKey lol Winky
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you noticed alex wears tops with nipple holes too then ttk, she is such a filthy slut

MudderFetcher weird that they didn't just send you a new one and have you mail them the old
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I zoomed in and I think Bev has ceavage
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ wait..it was a hair on the screem

AlexofAllTrades Moderator Too much for a Wednesday!
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ alex's shoulder lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's moving
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex your right shoulder is merging with your chair and riplling and being weird
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK wants to massage it
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we saw the boob pull up mystery meat

MudderFetcher we upgraded to fiber as soon as we could and all of the drops/disconnects stopped outside of very rare occasions
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you have no rain or green stuff, desert girl alex
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My tongue is not loose

TunedToKey lolol Ginger seems like an absolute Chad
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ then Alex realised it was a sperm
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ OMG ALEX, that is a migraine thing
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ ALex, I get that
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex, we are migraine twins
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ It starts with a small oddity, a circle, then it grows into a circle of elvish from lotr
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's all 3

TunedToKey Those are the machine elves leeching in your brain, Winky
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ no, ask alex, the circle starts small as a sphere

MudderFetcher best way to win Alex's heart is to be a doctor lol

MudderFetcher she gonna need it
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you are like, can I see that, is that real, and it grows and it becomes like gandalf doing the speak friend and enter lettering, a massive circle of runes

TunedToKey A letter? That is messed up, Alex
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ dear sir, you have cancer, love and kisses, the doctor

MudderFetcher I retract my previous statement on Alex and doctors lol

TunedToKey What do they call someone who just barely passed the medical boards?

TunedToKey Doctor
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ doctors are the worst people you will meet

TunedToKey Malpractice attributes to the number 3 main killer in the US
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ death by text, this world is wrong

TunedToKey You've never met a lawyer, Winky
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I have, lawyers are dead in the heart

RonGreen1 A doctor once told me to stop eating donuts and ice cream. I found a new doctor.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ donuts are good
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev never has to worry about breast cancer
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I only said that to watch bev smile at reading it

TunedToKey At the boob comment or calling her Bev?

TunedToKey Or were you going for the double whammy?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ double whammy of course mate

TunedToKey You savage!
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ any piercing outside ears on a woman screams daddy raped me
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK made me type that

TunedToKey Liar

MudderFetcher I have a theory that more nose jewelry = more mental illness
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev, ALex, TTK and I live streamed on cam together

TunedToKey But I agree that they are red flag, not the second half of your statement
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ he came onto me, I rejected his advances
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ he is young and cute though

TunedToKey We did, Winky called me gamer names

MudderFetcher I have the continuous loop hoopy whatevers
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK is my son lol

TunedToKey He called me a 🚬
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ a what?

TunedToKey Don't you brits call cigs a funny name?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ FAGS

TunedToKey Scotts*
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ *scots
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ yes, we smoke fags

RonGreen1 I once met a girl with more hardware on her face than Home Depot.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I call everyone that though
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Pawl is one of the few who loves and puts up with my shite

MudderFetcher yup mine are in forever...ordered them for exactly that

TunedToKey I bet she boned on the first date, Ron
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Masecotmy
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev, send pics, will check if you have enough, send bobs
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ no vagene
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ just bobs
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ @alex kilt lifter?

JQuickDraw I wouldn't have guessed you were a hypochondriac, Beverly. I work with a woman who is always looking conditions up online and taking the printouts to her doctors because she's sure she has them all.

RonGreen1 Is marine psychology a thing?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I always ask Dolphins, 'have you tried swimming with autistics?'

MudderFetcher cause narwhals are horny

JQuickDraw Doctors are high-priced sorting machines and pill dispensers.

RonGreen1 Doctors are overrated. Why die healthy.
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ALEX GROW YOUR HAIR LONG

MudderFetcher people in Kansas just dreaming about scorpions
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I so want to touch alex's hair, it feels like fluffy clouds I think
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ or a well groomed racoon

TunedToKey Two months without a haircut? I get my haircut 2-3 times a year
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK, have no had a hair cut in a year
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's half way down my back

TunedToKey Do you get split ends?

JQuickDraw Actually, her hair might be an entrance to a strange, dark dimension, where unicorns and minotaurs romp gayly in the meadow.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ negro?

MudderFetcher if people wanna check: https://isitbigbeer.com/brand/ab-inbev
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I imagine a unicorn rampaging would be painful

RonGreen1 Modelo is the preferred beer of street people.

MudderFetcher Corona and Modelo are both AB InBev...not sure who owns Dos Equis
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ american beers are horse piss lol

MudderFetcher Budweiser has a higher ABV
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ why would you drink that piss
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex drinks kilt lifter beer, she has a thing for scots people

MudderFetcher Dos Equis is Heineken apparently
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ *raises eyebrow*

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Just got here. What did I miss?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ @chicagoFerret we gassed all the jews

MudderFetcher lots of boobs Chicago

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Dang it. I always miss lots of boobs.

MudderFetcher boobs and beer is pretty great stream to be honest

TunedToKey Lots of boob talk, mostly from Beverly
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ boobs are great
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ any size

h8yourst8 Supporter she kind of gave herself a breast exam
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ only the ginger can check bev's boobs

Guyinroom83 @winky we all know the ginger isn't real

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Hello Rumblers

TunedToKey LOL GuyInRoom

MudderFetcher they were reaching out to shareholders for all of these companies...not just AB
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ het PB

h8yourst8 Supporter dos equis. two real x chromsomes

RonGreen1 Bud Light should be sued for impersonating beer.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ The stock loss lawsuit is merely a publicity stunt

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It will not go anywhere
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ bud is disgusting

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ proving that will be near impossible

Guyinroom83 @pbeavr ello there mate

MudderFetcher "I heard you like earrings...if you wear them at night you will DIE!" -Alex

h8yourst8 Supporter bug bites doubled the size of her boobs

TunedToKey haha @mudder

MudderFetcher mosquitoes apparently like people who run hot and/or drink wine/beer

h8yourst8 Supporter i get stung by mosquitoes all the time, but ticks don't go near me
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ we have midges in scotland, little bastards

Guyinroom83 lol

MudderFetcher the lesson is to keep politics out of your business
ChicagoFaucet
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Have you guys heard of the Korean superstition that if you keep a fan on at night, you will die? It's a real belief.

Guyinroom83 LACISM is the #1 pubric health threat! - asian woke people

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Winky, don't talk about the Welsh like that.

Guyinroom83 @Chicago shit... maybe im dead then

h8yourst8 Supporter are korean fans made of sharpened metal?

JQuickDraw Never leave a fan on when you go to sleep. Also make sure there are no dripping faucets and no electrical issues in your house. I've seen Final Destination, so I know.

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ "Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."
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Have you guys heard of the Korean supersition that if you rub yourself off on your keytar it will play a Tom Waits song as you die in a writhing orgasm?

Guyinroom83 lol.. Erly is a self hating asian

RonGreen1 It's a bit chill here. I have the heater on.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I apologise for nothing

MudderFetcher I still love when Pawl thought Erly was Hispanic...love that guy
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ The piano has been drinking....

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger. MUSHROOM MUSHROOM."

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Hamster Dance

JQuickDraw Caaaaarl!

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Nyan Cat.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ tub girl

Guyinroom83 are we speaking in code now
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Never search for LEMON PARTY

Guyinroom83 writhing orgasm is one of my fav waits albums

JQuickDraw Final Destination: Rube Goldberg's Revenge

MudderFetcher the worse they get = the better they get

JQuickDraw The one death that disturbed me was the nail gun.

Guyinroom83 lol

MudderFetcher *image searches "keytar rule 34"*

MudderFetcher yup that's a thing...a furry anime thing apparently
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev has the rule 34 keytar market conerned MF

Guyinroom83 honestly, this is kinda terrifying

MudderFetcher clearly Scottish voices
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI this one

TunedToKey What in tarnation is this?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ play my link now
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ old internet

JQuickDraw There are countless videos on YT with theories on this.

Guyinroom83 that was just a reaction to how the eyes on the things looked
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ nooooo

JQuickDraw Interesting Google searches: "1992 science fiction movie" (And by interesting, I mean searches that will get you on a number of special lists.)
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I hate both sides

MudderFetcher totally not the CIA
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ play my badger song bev

MudderFetcher between covid and ukraine they have shifted so much money from us
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ PLAY MY BADGER SONG BEVERLY
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's brilliant
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ zelinsky is jewing the money

JQuickDraw Ukraine is a lot of things. One is a proxy war, to try to hurt the BRICS nations, which is we're also posturing with China over Taiwan.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ zelinskys wife spent over 40k euros shopping in paris while ukraine men died on the front line

MudderFetcher we have zero labs...wait like 42 of them

JQuickDraw Hey our congress (sometimes) votes us into wars, but they don't fight themselves, and they still spend money while we fight.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you die for share price increases

Guyinroom83 why don't presidents fight the war, why do they always send the poor?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ because Guy, we ain't no fortunate son

MudderFetcher they totally won't openly steal 2024

Guyinroom83 that's a song lyric, was hoping someone guessed it....

MudderFetcher War Pigs?

Guyinroom83 @Mudder not even close to that old

MudderFetcher lol

RonGreen1 The US is the most corrupt nation on the planet. Every drug cartel in the world is headquartered in the US.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I responded with a song lyric dude
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ ALex, Beverly, why should woman be allowed to be leaders when they can send men to fight their wars?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Ukraine men are dying and Ukraine women are starting only fans
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I remember being very suspicious of Obama during his years because you hardly heard about anything he was doing. Months passed without mention of him while he was president.

MudderFetcher I think we are in full-on Accelerationism

h8yourst8 Supporter you know what happens if you leave your only fans on overnight
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Obama bombed the entire middle eat
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ trump stopped the wars and bombing

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Yep, and you hardly heard anything about it at the time.

Guyinroom83 @Chicago me too, but I think it took longer for me. I really started to question him and actually be terrified, after the snowden stuff

h8yourst8 Supporter obama got the peace prize tho
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Obama is married to a man lol

Guyinroom83 Obama's white house was crazy secretive and silently evil, bc no one looked at what he did, because he was a 'good speaker' and seemed nice

Guyinroom83 people are that dumb
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Trump

MudderFetcher there's definitely an ingrained rebellion in some humans
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ if you don't rebel, are you even alive?

h8yourst8 Supporter they're even going after the amish now

MudderFetcher we're to the point where Johnny Rotten says that the "right" is "punk"
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If Alex's society collapses, I want her to collapse upon my magnificent and erect peni

h8yourst8 Supporter i think we'd be fine if we just got rid of all the lawyers

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Karl Marx stated that the normal course of events is that societies move from monarchies to democracies to socialism.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Karl Marx was a retarded faggot

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ I'm going to rebel against Erly's society by being the most straight-laced person ever.

MudderFetcher the US is definitely in Communism-land...and you can't vote your way out of that
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex just giggled, she saw my message lol

JQuickDraw Communism is painfully dumb, even on paper, when you consider human nature. Democracy is overrated. You voted . . . and your guy lost. Oh well, now you have to be ruled by someone you don't like. Huh?

ChicagoFaucet Rumble Premium UserSupporter+ Quick, the main obstacle about that is how much of a pain it is to move to somewhere else.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ every specific aspect of a government should be approached from a central pointof view, go left, go right as it requires

JQuickDraw All systems of cooperative organization will ultimately be flawed, because the architects (humans) are flawed.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Humans naturally segregate. Factions always form

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ forced integration was a bad idea. It is antithetical to human nature
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ damn, my heart is melting

MudderFetcher well lie and cheat
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I love watching bev's face lol

Guyinroom83 is a 'minarchy' ruled by a minotaur
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ a minimoonarchy?

MudderFetcher we need to buy the land all around Beverly and The Ginger and just grow stuff
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Save me, Bev Baby

Guyinroom83 well, I'm not sure about that, because china still sucks

Guyinroom83 but prob sucks slightly less than when mao was in

Guyinroom83 @Mudder her dad lives there I think. off limits.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Stagnation keeps empires in check

Guyinroom83 yeah I think that describes america a bit now too

Guyinroom83 but also, look at the way china was with 'zero covid'. i dont even like to think about that

MudderFetcher @Guyinroom83 well then around the around lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Michael Jackson died for our sins

RonGreen1 Local government is the most corrupt government.

Guyinroom83 i think they're A OK in my book!

Guyinroom83 I trust uncle sam with my life. I'm an american. He'd never steer me wrong, I tell ya.

Guyinroom83 @Mudder I meant how they shut everyone in, and people starved to death rather than get a super mild cold

RonGreen1 I'm saving my money to buy a congressman.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ my name is hillary clinton, you blew my husband, preapre to sie

RonGreen1 My friends call me speed racer. But I do wear a seatbelt.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ MISSY

MudderFetcher 501c
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Mystery Meat has morphed into Alex Jones
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev will eat your ass.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw

MudderFetcher "I know the mayor let's ask him" -Bev

MudderFetcher she's sooo thin skinned
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Parody mayor

MudderFetcher Alex sneezed, finish your drink

RonGreen1 To impersonate AOC, a person would need to remove half their brain.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I was fired by the M&M factory for starting every line the the letter N
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ sign up for alex's OnlySnot now for exclusive sneezes and pantie auctions

h8yourst8 Supporter does she multiple?

MudderFetcher Butt2Butt
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ B2B is not business t business
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ chat is sick

Guyinroom83 Who is this guy anyway

RonGreen1 He has 'needs a kick in the ass' disorder.

Guyinroom83 Oh, that definitely fits
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev will follow anyone

Guyinroom83 Journalist is basically a personality disorder at this point

MudderFetcher "personality disorder? he doesn't even have a personality."
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I AM A WHITE MLK, SEETHE RACISTS

MudderFetcher Aragorn is spelled with more White people

JQuickDraw The character on the card looks like Idris Elba as Heimdall in the Marvel movies.

Guyinroom83 Does he work for msm

Guyinroom83 Haha, oops. Mainstream journalist i meant. Left wing journalist

Guyinroom83 Rich parents?
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