FROM THE HOLY CRAP DEPARTMENT - LASER BUTT CRACK TATTOO REMOVAL - OUCH!😳 (MY THOUGHTS IN THE DESC.)
I don't think this is a one off either. I think this takes multiple treatments so this is really bad. Some choices we make in life are hard to fix. Many can't be fixed. This was a painful lesson. Now she will be the butt of jokes for months and years to come. It's a real bummer she is having to go through this.
I can't tell if that is her in pain or a porn playing in the background...You need a steady hand for this kind of work. If the laser hits the rusty sheriff’s badge, she's gonna fly off that table like a butterfly shot out of a rocket. I am willing to bet this is not the most stupid thing she has done in her life. There is more to this story. Maybe she needed it removed for a job interview? Butt what job?
"Please sit down"..."no I will stand". I long bumpy car ride home would not be good. I wonder if there is an extra charge for hemorrhoids or if they are included? I mean how does one get to the point where they wake up one day and debate...
"Should I go to college or get a butterfly tattooed on my butt hole?"... Maybe a henna tattoo or one of those 50 cent stickers would have been good for a trial run on this? You know something that washes off first. Kind of like a test drive?
When you get back from trying it out..."Well how did you like it? " "I think I will just get a bunny tattoo on my tit and keep it simple"
When she becomes a mother "mommy why is there a butterfly flying out of your butt?" "Was it a tattoo of a caterpillar and it turned into a butterfly?" At school the next day "Guess what my mommy has that I bet your mommy does not have!" "My mommy has a butt fly!"
Is this the result of too many lines of coke one night at the strip club? Would she be like "for $20 I will show you my butt erfly collection." Did she like pass out and thus became the butt of a bad joke?
Maybe it is a Butt terfly? I have so so many questions. I have come to the conclusion that there is a stupid tax for some out there. Did she suddenly come to the realization that a butterfly with a stink hole for a face is less sexy than previously thought? I mean who were the critics once this was done?
Is there some kind of tattoo Olympics I am unaware of? I mean were they scoring this? 🔟🔟🔟9️⃣🔟 Was there one dissenting judge who said "I will give her face a ten but her asinine?
Daddy was so proud.
And such a nice canvas to absolutely wreck with this tattoo. Artistically this would be like painting a mustache and a goatee on the Mona Lisa. I would say more butt I really think I have said enough.
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