ag's big dick energy CONFIRMED *ag standup @ cafe coco

charter loves me so much
blue harred ladeh i have spoken of...
expectation is premeditated resentment, said every sheep @ an AA meeting
now it's just me that disappoints me
classic ag camera work right here
watch ag address a blue harred heckler
smoking weed is a mistake due to schizophrenia, so i say and yet...
smokin for 20yrs, ladeh
and this right here is how i really wanna talk to women
many lightbulbs in the car, i have a lightbulb w/ my set damn that camera work, amy
i take pride in not taking meds or engaging in lesbian behavior
it's good that women talk so much so that i am not any more attracted to them
we love everybody even sodomites
the internet does not need you, it is not a small town in missouri
charter and i meow at each other
the new school gets shot up not from me tho (as much as it deserves it)
dangers of prozac, not advertised
***i got my stories mixed up here, patrick henry sherrill is the dude i am referring to and he actually wasn't on prozac. this shooting happened in 1986. there was a massive lawsuit involving another mass shooter in 1989 who was taking prozac, that's how i got confused. also a lotta shootings happened at a post office.
it's actually okay that i accidentally lied cos i'm a comedian and we can do that, it's just that i hate liars so i am truly sorry vortex
i go thru a 16th of my set if that
you dunno how to commit suicide, that's why you do comedy
i'd wear a burka for the rest of my life...
why am i the only one taking these risks
my shitty job is amazing, we've got it made
and then you don't have to take meds like a pansie
they make fuckey, they eat assy
we make art cos that's sex for us
"men" and their detacheable ballsack
4 more jokes?
are you mad at me for not staring my phone...think about that on the way home
we hate freud but he was a sexist so at least that's sumin
i got them to agree with this i am so amazing
no penis envy over here
the man inside my head makes me smarter than all the other gals
charter better appreciate that beard of his
that's awesome that they remember my jokes and bits and props and things
*that's ronnit talking to me...i was supposed to go to holistic n do more comedy but never went cos i was talking to that ladeh with the blue harr...
that's so funny that he did 3 jokes about me, glad i can provide material and i'm sure that's true for i am not a capitalist