What innocent search turned out to be porn ?

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What innocent search turned out to be porn ?
I was in a bowling pro shop, shopping new bowling balls. Saw one called Hammer XXX. Googled it real quick without thinking anything of it.Porn. All porn.
I was looking for an edging tool at Home Depot a few years back to fix the edges of my lawn around the front sidewalk. Apparently it's a masturbation technique that comes up when Safe Search is turned off.
As a mechanical engineer working in an offshore company, i needed to show an example of a spreader bar... don't Google this at work
When I was about 10 and playing Morrowind for the first time I wanted to find some high level armour at a low level so googled ebony. I saw a lot of things.
Back in the wild west of the net, anybody who used .com instead of .gov when trying to get to the White House's website would find a hardcore porn site.
My retired dad thought he would do some substitute teaching. Classroom management was a problem as he had no idea how to deal with unruly students. So, on the school computer, hit google up for some ideas on teen discipline. I shit you not.
My black friend put on a blonde granny wig for a play and to compare his pic i searches "black blonde granny"
One time in high school my teacher was using her laptop via projector, and we had gotten her off-topic talking about her pregnancy. Yada yada, she googled "black booties" (as in baby shoes) in front of a classroom full of freshmen.
Male ChicksThis was probably 15 years ago in class, I was looking for Roosters and instead got pictures of guys in their underwear.
I got three for you.1. I typed in "scat" looking for the Jazz singing, not knowing what the term also means.2. I looked up "grandpa piss" trying to find screenshots from a Monster Factory video3. Not me, but my dad used to order golf balls online from Dick's at work before they opened one in OKC. He typed in "dicksports.(com)" and was greeted by a gay porn site.
As a software engine I often Google LaTeX terms.Sometimes I tend to forget that I need to specify that I'm looking for the text processing ...
School research project in grade 5:Google Google Images Construction Road Construction Construction Workers Man Holes * safe search: on Manholes.
CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) CBT (cock and ball torture).
Searching hardcore (as in the construction material) at work experience. Will be more specific next time.
I'm a counselor and years ago my coworker came up to me after a session with a pre teen boy and asked if I knew what a "brony" was. I did not so we googled it.
I just wanted an 18 year old scotch.
Googling my real name just out of curiosity and discovering I share it with a porn actress.Also typing random sentences
Dick’s Sporting Goods
I knew what the term 'Cuck' meant, and I knew it derived from some type of bird. So I went to show my friend on google images the 'Cuckhold' bird so he'd believe me. Just ended up showing him cuck porn. The bird is a Cuckoo I think..
Back in the day for older people. White House. com. To do research for a school project. Surprise!