IF I WAS SINGLE NOW, I'D PROBABLY BE CANCELLED.

My wife and I joke around once in a while that if I was single now, I'd probably be cancelled or in jail. I don't think I'm THAT bad, but I'm definitely not down with the " no is NO " or asking for " consent " if I wanna play a game of grabby-grab. Does that make me evil? Nah - I'm just not a beta cuck by any stretch of the imagination.