technology is aborting humanity *ag standup @ holistic connection

criticism is good...so i will criticize myself by saying i dunno why it takes me so long to say the simplest thing
i'll show you by not worrying about your opinion of me
people really don't like offensive comedy
the man in my head makes all the decisions
born again christians doing standup is a total joke haha
that's my mormon joke for ya
raging alcoholic vs. raging feminist
women, shallow like the kiddie pool
enough shitting on women
are you high? *either doin sumin stupid or sayin sumin profound
super charged anandamide
eventually you will be me if you smoke enough weed
social networks are satanic, i have reason to believe that
not cool with narcissism, that's why i don't agree w/ twitter
insta! ounce, that's way better than insta! gram
govt warning, that needs to be the other way around but then the warning would be on everything
i get off when God gets off we do always come at the same time
bestosterone, that needs to be the name of male enhancement
if i were growing up right now, i would be every single gender that they're making up
God would be mad if i killed myself so i chose to do standup instead
notebook paper gender
transgender barbie/ken
all these trance! people are gonna kill themselves
everybody knows that kris does drugs
at least kris knows that the phone is a drug *it's cos he's familiar with terrence mckenna
pleasant note to leave it on
i dunno about that kris