Westerosi WHORE! Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones (Part 2 of 2) with Missandei, His Translator

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Part 2. Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones S3E3 saying crude things in another language while his translator somehow translates it flawlessly, while still making it sound professional.

Missandei: “She wants to buy them all.”
Kraznys: “She can't afford them”
Kraznys: “The slut thinks she can flash her tits and make us give her whatever she wants.”
Missandei: “There are eight thousand unsullied in Astapor. Is this what you mean by ‘all?’”
Dænerys: “Yes, eight thousand. And the ones still in training as well.”
Greizhen: “If they fail on the battlefield, they will shame Astapor.”
Missandei: “Master Greizhen says they cannot sell half-trained boys: if the fail on the battlefield they will bring shame upon all of Astapor.”
Dænerys: “I will have them all or take none. Many will fall in battle; I’ll need the boys to pick up the swords they drop.”
Kraznys: “The slut cannot pay for all of this.”
Missandei: “Master Kraznys says you cannot afford this.”
Kraznys: “Her ship will buy 100 unsullied, no more,”
Missandei: “Your ship will buy you 100 unsullied.”
Kraznys: “... and this because I like the curve of her ass.”
Missandei: “... because Master Kraznys is generous.”
Kraznys: “What is left will buy her 10.”
Missandei: “The gold you have left is worth ten.”
Kraznys: “I will give her 20 if she stops her ignorant whimpering.”
Missandei: “But Good Master Kraznys will give you 20”
Kraznys: “Her Dothraki smell of shit, but may be useful as pig feed. I will give her 3 for those.”
Missandei: “The Dothraki you have with you... the Dothraki you have are not worth what they cost to feed. But Master Kraznys will give you three for all of them.”
Kraznys: “So, ask this beggar queen, how will she pay for the remaining 7,877?”
Missandei: “Master Kraznys asks how you propose to pay for the remaining ... 7,877 Unsullied?”

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