Westerosi WHORE! Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones (Part 1 of 2) with Missandei, His Translator

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Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones S3E1 saying crude things in another language while his translator somehow translates it flawlessly, while still making it sound professional.

[Missandei translates Kraznys, who cannot speak the Common Tongue, explanation of Unsullied's training to Daenerys]

Missandei:
They begin their training at five. Every day they drill from dawn to dusk until they have mastered the shortsword, the shield, and the three spears. Only one boy in four survives this rigorous training. Their discipline and loyalty are absolute. They fear nothing.

Jorah Mormont:
Even the bravest men fear death.

Missandei:
[in High Valyrian] The knight says even brave men fear death.

Kraznys mo Nakloz:
[in High Valyrian] Tell the old man he smells like piss.

Missandei:
[pauses] [in High Valyrian] Truly, Master?

Kraznys mo Nakloz:
[in High Valyrian No, not truly. Are you a girl or a goat to ask such a thing?

Missandei:
[in the Common Tongue] My master says the Unsullied are not men. Death means nothing to them.

Kraznys mo Nakloz:
in High Valyrian] Tell this ignorant whore of a Westerner to open her eyes and watch.

Missandei:
He begs you attend to this carefully, Your Grace.

Daenerys Targaryen:
Tell the good master there is no need.

Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] She's worried about their nipples. Does the dumb bitch know we've cut off their balls? [cuts off the nipple of one of the Unsullied, who doesn't even flinch]

Missandei:
My master points out that men don't need nipples.

Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] Here, I'm done with you.

Unsullied soldier:
[in High Valyrian] This one is pleased to have served you.

Missandei:
To win his shield, an Unsullied must go to the slave marts with a silver mark, find a newborn and kill it before its mother's eyes. This way, my master says, we make certain there is no weakness left in them.

Daenerys Targaryen:
You take a babe from its mother's arms, kill it as she watches, and pay for her pain with a silver coin?

Missendei:
[in High Valyrian] She is offended. She asks if you pay a silver coin to the mother, for her dead baby.

Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] What a soft mewling fool this one is.

Missandei:
My master would like you to know that the silver is paid to the baby's owner, not the mother.

Daenerys Targaryen:
How many do you have to sell?

[Kraznys holds up eight fingers]

Daenerys Targaryen:
8,000.

Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] Tell the Westerosi whore she has until tomorrow.

Missandei:
Master Kraznys asks that you please hurry. Many other buyers are interested.

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