"Everything is bigger in Texas" - #shorts #funnyjokes #jokes #funny
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A Blind Man Walks Into A Hotel In Texas . He goes to the bar and hops up on a giant barstool. he tells the bartender: "Boy, this seat is massive!" . The bartender tells him: "Everything is bigger in Texas sir!" So He orders a beer and the barkeep thrusts a half gallon mug of ice cold beer into his hands . he shouted: "This is huge!" . the bartender says: "Like I said, everything's bigger in Texas." . So He manages to drink the whole thing while chatting with the bartender, but eventually, the half gallon of liquid catches up with him. He asks the bartender where the bathroom is, and he says, "Down the hall, first door on the right." . He starts down the hall, but he misses the bathroom and walks through the second door, which happens to be the hotel pool. He walks forward and falls into the pool. After a bit of flailing, he bobs to the surface and desperately yells:, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
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