Satan is designing your room in hell. What's 1 thing that you KNOW he's putting in your room?

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Satan is designing your room in hell. What's 1 thing that you KNOW he's putting in your room?
A fitted sheet that constantly pops off the corner of my mattress. Only 3/4 corners will ever stay put. You fix one, another pops off.
A computer with access to only twitter, reddit and facebook, so I can keep living this same shitty existence over and over and over and over.
A smoke alarm with a permanently low battery.
A magical chair that always makes its way into my path so I constantly stub my pinky toe on it
A blanket that's almost square, so I can never tell if it is going the right way. It also is too small in either direction, so that my feet and my shoulders can never be covered at the same time.
One mosquito. To be replaced once I finally managed to find and kill it.
Satan's got it easy, he can just leave me alone with my thoughts and I'll take it over from there.
A ceiling fan that makes noises but it'll be too hot to turn off
A movie of all the lives I could have had but did not because I'm too afraid, anxious and sad
A huge 72†Tv that’s constantly scrolling and reading out loud in that female American robot voice all r/AskReddit posts.
A kid with a recorder who's been roughly taught hot cross buns
Wasps
Someone eating... loudly.