Knights of the Zodiac | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 22

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Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:
1. Beau Is Afraid
2. Infinity Pool
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
4. John Wick: Chapter 4
5. Tetris
6. Air
7. Creed III
8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods
9. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
10. M3GAN
11. missing
12. Scream VI
13. The Super Mario Bros. Movie
14. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
15. Renfield
16. Evil Dead Rise
17. The Pope’s Exorcist
18. Magic Mike’s Last Dance
19. Knock at the Cabin
20. Plane
21. Cocaine Bear

Knights of the Zodiac is a difficult movie to review because it feels like beating up a retarded person, like giving poison to a baby, like ripping the head off a duckling, or sexually violating your buddy’s grandma.

You know, things that don’t take a lot of effort.

Speaking of low effort, Knights of the Zodiac is a movie with all style and no substance. All flash and no bang. It’s the product of taking the basic hero’s journey, filling it up with every cliched line in the book, and then asking a five-year-old to fill in the rest.

But they did kill Sean Bean, so at least they got something right.
Otherwise, this movie gave me AIDS.

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