Brain-Spiked: New study might explain rumoured personality changes in the "vaxxed"

The reason is that the study shows a concentration of spike in the Prefrontal cortex, which is the part of the brain acting as a conduit for empathy. But, according to the new bio-ideology and its "no viruses exist"-fanatics, none of this is possible. However, to those not yet beyond rescue, we would say that you would be much better off resting your hot Bailey(s) on some ice, and teasing it with your tongue, instead of asking it for medical advice.