I Am Your King!

By the power vested in me (by me just saying stuff), I hereby declare that I shall have the power to lay and collect taxes. As such, I hereby impose upon everyone who watches this video, a tax of $5, to be paid immediately, using any of the methods described below. Failure to comply will mean that you are a very naughty and dissobedient subject, and should feel great shame at not eagerly and proudly paying tribute to me, your new lord and king!

Payments of this obviously legal and totes legitimate royal tribute can be made...

…via PayPal by sending to “tootruthy@gmail.com”
…via Venmo by sending to @Amanda-Rachwitz
...via CashApp to "tootruthy@gmail.com"
…via Ethereum by sending to 0x17B1a254aedB9d175C1830C032a0bb0eaCC1c0f5
…via Bitcoin (BTC) by sending to 14iFFXtoy1xmMBoapCphAiTnPW1bQP2KBM
...via BitcoinCash (BCH) by sending to
bitcoincash:qp5ac4g7fnj8e9h2vkwx28yk8s0kmzhqvchj5d5zxf
...or via Monero by sending to
47AaNvMpGYSe7xBeRL6RqXZgtJgDEnivyJvHS8icxncYUmSyZJbh9y3FfjztSZUg7BejcGq3E3eSufkPYoPSW4cZKmJyrcT

And for those who like old-school "snail mail":

Larken Rose
610 E Bell Road, #2-171
Phoenix, AZ 85022