why are yawl worried about neuralink again

my coffee is not black enough
cold brew has spoiled me, now i have way too high expectations
i need to clean out my car again which means this probably won't happen for a couple weeks
i'm making internalized business your business now, feel special
farm eggs no injections
not consuming crap is weird at first if you're so accustomed to it
still somewhat questionable if it came from a store
thank you frank for continuing to support me
you don't have to tell me that the real world was staged
we had high hopes of being selected by mtv but never sent an audition tape
scratch that titty!
resilience ain't a western thing
successful in various ways i can always simplify it and choose not to haha
lying and conforming is one way to succeed
marijuana cancelled out public school indoctrination *for me
weed explained to me that unconventional was correct
i didn't wanna hear that harrowing story but i heard it so there
temperatures and gas prices will continue to fluctuate
it's all about the internet now
i'm allowed to be annoyed considering...
this is who i am...on the internet

this joke is stale becuz that is no loi remember making fun of this in the beginning
nger a minority of people who are obsessed w/ their phone
objects in your hands connect to your brain i mean duh