WTF 100 - Oral Sex causes throat cancer.

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Cancer occurs when genetic mutations in abnormal cells cause them to divide rapidly. You can inherit mutations or develop them due to environmental factors.

I wonder if environmental factors can include Voldemort. Obviously oral sex can increase the possibility of catching a STD but so can normal sex without protection. You can also increase the chance of catching HPV. Human papilloma virus (HPV) is a type of sexually transmitted disease (STD). While it usually affects the genitals, it can show up in other areas as well. There are over 40 subtypes of sexually transmitted HPV that affect the genitals and mouth/throat.

One subtype of oral HPV, called HPV-16, can cause throat cancer. The resulting cancer is sometimes called HPV-positive throat cancer.

My problem is that there seems to be a sudden surge in throat cancer the last two years where most of the population has been subjected to Voldemort. Of course there is no possibility that it could have anything to do with Voldemort. The reason must be that the world population is giving out more blowjobs and going down on each other the last two years. There's no way it could be the other thing...

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