Helicopter Lure: Worst As Seen on TV Lure of All Time?

Pimped by no less than famed angler Roland Martin, infomercial lure aficionados have long called the Helicopter Lure of the mid-90s to be the worst fishing lure of all time. Is that really so? The Redneck Preppy was curious so he ordered some new old stock lures still in the package to inspect them for himself with an eye to fishing them this summer.

Helicopter Lure infomercial (1994) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmHs65Ec2Y

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