Greedy cat

The cat equivalent of a vacuum cleaner is Greedy Cat. It will devour a bowl of kibble faster than you can say "meow" if you give it some. Only the occasional hairball, which is quite a spectacle, slows it down. I once observed Greedy Cat attempting to consume my sandwich while I was preoccupied. It resembled seeing a tiny, furry thief in action. As it stole my lunch, I swear I caught a glimpse of a twinkle in its eye. Put food in a locked safe if you ever need to keep it away from Greedy Cat. Better yet, refrain from inviting it in the first place.