Get chipped? I would never listen to anyone wearing pants that look sooo ridiculous...

Get chipped? I would never listen to anyone wearing pants that look sooo ridiculous.. So if robbers drug you to cut your hand off for your chip.. 'But wait was it the left or right?.. Better cut both off to be sure incase she has 'hidden valuables'.. Later she comes round and 'medical experts' won't be able to help her cause no hands.. no chip, no ID and no digital resources.. 😁😂🤣