Carl Winslow Fat Fucking

Carlton Jamar “Nigger Carl” Otis Watermelon Winslow, who originally appeared in the Perfect Strangers episode “At least were not niggers”, is the son of Rosa Parks and the late Apes of Zaire, brother-in-law of Whitney Houston and the father of Eddie and a couple of nigger hoes, uncle of that little nigger from little rascals and adoptive father of the late Tupac Shakur. He is a short-tempered person when his order is fucked up at the KFC drive thru. He mentioned in the season one episode “The Mama Who Came to Dinner” as being the guy that spray painted “all niggers GO BACK TO AFRICA” on the police station so he could get a raise due to racism. It was amazing he pulled it off alone as a nigger who could write so it could be read. Carl is constantly horny and always being bothered by his pesky neighbor, Steve Urkel, who he bum hacks violently when he feels an urge. Although Steve is relentlessly annoying and has no fucking use in life either than for Carl to pump his four eyed monkey ass full of cum. So in Season 4 Carl drops Urkle off in downtown Chicago and let the gang niggers rape him to death and he is never mentioned again. Carl is an officer for the Chicago Police Department because of Jesse Jackson and equal rights. Carl scored Dead Last in every grade to become a cop. But since he was a nigger they had to hire him and can’t fire him. USA USA or Israel Israel Israel. He takes his job as a fucking joke like niggers take everything handed to them. Fitting into the nigger stereotype, he has an avid love for chicken, watermelon, and raping fat white hoes. This plays into the fact that he is a fat fucking nigger. Carl is also the only character to appear in every single episode of the series mainly due to the fact that he has no where else to go as he is a useless nigger. (PARODY)