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Oregon 'Right to Rest Act' would let homeless treat tents on public sidewalks as private residences
An Oregon bill called the "Right to Rest Act" would decriminalize camping in public places and give homeless people the ability to treat property — like tents — as private residences even when they're on public sidewalks, KATU-TV reported.What are the details?HB3501 asserts that homeless people would... - The Blaze

Controversial, Soros-backed state's attorney in Chicago won't seek re-election: 'My obituary will mention...
The controversial state's attorney for Cook County, Illinois, an area which includes Chicago, announced that she will not seek a third term in office.On Tuesday, Kim Foxx, 51, told the City Club of Chicago that she would leave office after her second term expires in November 2024. "I will be stepping. - The Blaze

Employers reveal why Gen Z is the hardest generation to work with
After a study revealed that three out of four work managers say that Gen Z is harder to work with than other generations, bosses told The Post their frustrations of working with them. - NYPost

Crickets are a great source of protein, so I started adding them to my baby's food — and she loves them
Tiffany Leigh Apr 22, 2023, 6:00 AM MDT

Steven Spielberg blasts revising old films for modern audiences, reveals regret about 'E.T.'
Steven Spielberg has slammed the revision of old films in a bid to make them more appealing to modern audiences.

Washington school district to cut music classes for promoting 'white supremacy' and 'institutional violence'
A Washington school district recently announced that it plans to cut music classes for promoting "white supremacy" and "institutional violence."Olympia School District, which comprises 19 schools that enroll nearly 10,000 students, held a school board meeting last week in which board members voted t...

Big-time Blink: San Francisco ends boycott of conservative states
The Board of Supervisors concluded that the boycott laws were costly and had little impact on other states’ laws.

'Person who produces sperm': School district kills gendered terms in sex-ed classes
A school district is no longer using the terms “male” and “female” when teaching sexual education classes, according to a letter obtained by Parents Defending Education, a parental rights organization. - WND

West Virginia University drops SAT, ACT admissions requirement to reduce 'stress' of college application process
West Virginia University announced on Monday that it would no longer require applicants to submit SAT and ACT exam scores to reduce the "stress" of the college application process.WVU enacted a temporary test-optional policy during COVID, allowing potential students to submit college applications wi... -the blaze

Trump: "When I get back into the Oval Office, we will totally obliterate the Deep State."

Trump: "You think Biden takes questions? I don't think so."

Joe Biden Caught Using Cheat Sheet with Reporter’s Question Written on It

WH press sec: "Under President Biden, LGBTQI+ leaders are serving at the highest levels of government..."

Ontario Premier Doug Ford: "I walk into the prep room and there's a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I'll tell you, that's my weakness."

A child had to remind Joe Biden which country he visited last as a president, since he can’t seem to remember.

WH press sec: “[Biden] likes spaghetti, which is pretty cool. I love spaghetti, too, like spaghetti with red sauce. That’s one of his favorite meals.”

Biden: "I may be among the dullest presidents of the world because I'm known for two things: My Ray-Ban sunglasses and chocolate chip ice cream."