Can you keep a secret? |#MostlyLies #shorts

The elephant and the donkey
Were running for the White House.
The elephant said, "I'll make America great again!"
The donkey said, "I'll make sure everyone is treated fairly."
The people went to the polls
And cast their votes.
The elephant won!
And America was great again!

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