What is the most polite way to tell someone to fuck off? #conflict #conflict_management

What is the most polite way to tell someone to “fuck off” ?
Have the day you deserve
Off you go now
When they say something stupid, do not engage, and just say ‘interesting perspective’ and change the subject.
“Can you hold that thought? I’ll be right back,” now leave and never come back, change your phone number, change your name and general appearance, leave the country forever. Never look back. Never. Look. Back.
I'll take that under consideration
"Fuck off.... please"
I'd like to help you out - which way did you come in?
In a customer-facing situation, “I appreciate your concern.”
Don't say anything at all.
"Per my previous email"
I said good day!
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Rather teabag a blender then talk to you farewell
Bless your heart
The classic Vetinary (Sir Terry Pratchett) "Don't let me detain you" works well, if only because people are too confused to react.
Copulate your own orifices…
Good afternoon
“Somewhere there is a tree whos sole purpose in life is to replenish the Oxygen you take from the world, go find it and apologize…”
Thank you for your concern, I’ll look into that