Bud Light Might Go Extinct

I'm going to explain why I think Bud Light is in catastrophic trouble. This isn't just a boycott, this is a permanent image issue. It's becoming socially unacceptable for straight men to drink Bud Light, that's how bad the situation has gotten. I lay out a few steps Bud Light can take to reverse the damage but I highly doubt they'll do it. They need to go full on politically incorrect mode.