RONNY RAINFALL ABANDONS FORT LAUDY

After a historic flash rainfall event in my hometown of Fort Lauderdale, people on both sides are desperately looking for any reason to blame Ron. He should have personally hand delivered umbrellas to each of us. I am diSguStEd!

Ron should be reading the clouds, canceling travel and handing out rainboots to us personally. He should be here buying us McDonald's. This is unbelievable. He abandoned us!!!!!!