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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

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