Trump’s 40-Minute Blab Fest with Tucker Carlson, Pence Saves Women’s Rights & Santos is Jewish!

According to the CDC cases of sexually transmitted disease are on the rise, Donald Trump sat down with Tucker Carlson last night for a forty-minute blab fest, he had thoughts on the nuclear warming, President Xi’s “very beautiful” interpreter, the possibility of pulling out of the race, Mike Pence is on fire lately regaling crowds with great stories about his life before politics, a new poll is showing that Trump has opened up a 33 point lead over Ron DeSantis in a new poll for the Republican nomination, Senator Tim Scott announced that he is launching an exploratory committee while he thinks about maybe running, Congressman George Santos is doubling down on his claim that he’s Jewish, Guillermo’s ancestry results actually revealed that he is .8% Ashkenazi Jewish, and since we have Metallica on all week we took them to a popular children’s theater to give the guys a chance to master some puppets.