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Fox News reports that "the COVID emergency is officially over."

Upcoming Supreme Court Case Could Impact Everything From Online Jokes To Religious Speech
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Michigan Dem's job listing 'strongly' encourages everybody but straight White men to apply
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Pentagon Officials Are Realizing US Munitions Stockpiles Aren't Nearly Big Enough To Take On China
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In big climate move, EPA set to unveil tough limits on auto emissions
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Tennessee Will Use Eminent Domain To Evict Black Farmers for Ford E.V. Factory
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Reporter: "Is the administration trying to protect the president from our questions?"

WH press sec: "Absolutely not"

Reporter: "Then why the lack of any interaction in a formal setting...?"

WH press sec: "The president takes shouted questions"

John Kirby really really doesn't want you to talk about U.S. Intel leaks. We are spying on both Putin and Zelensky. This probably isn't going over well in Kiev.

A reporter asks John Kirby: "Is the US government effectively in the position of crouching and waiting for the next bombshell to hit on Telegram or Twitter...?"

Vice President of Bud Light, Alissa Heinerscheid, explains why “inclusivity” is important when it comes to marketing, says she uses this strategy to “attract young drinkers”

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Stephen A Smith on Trump:

"I think when people call him racist and stuff like that, I've never thought of Trump that way. He's not against black people..."