Phil Godlewski says Lean Back & Rock the Night Away

#ExposePhilGodlewski driving 108 livin his best life with lyrics to match!
Word on the street (in court) is that Phil Godlewski —the self-proclaimed public figure— allegedly wore a troll wig as a disguise when sneaking around in places he didn’t belong.
Was he once was photographed by a neighbor leaping from the roof in his wig to escape when the adults arrived home unexpectedly?
What’s this about a detectable and recognizable mole on his you know what?