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Final Form
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A glorious collaboration orchestrated through the medium of the Greasytales Facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Anime made me the man I am today,
I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey,
I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm,
Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form.
I will confront the social norms,
In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm.
The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn,
Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.
Thanks to everyone who contributed!
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