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The Great Feline Heist and Brawl
Title: "The Great Feline Heist and Brawl"
FADE IN:
INT. A LIVING ROOM – DAY
Two cats, Fluffy and Whiskers, are lounging on the couch. Fluffy is watching TV while Whiskers is gnawing on a piece of tuna. Suddenly, the doorbell rings.
Fluffy: (getting up) Who could that be?
Whiskers: (chewing) Probably the mailman or something. Don't worry about it.
Fluffy opens the door to find a masked cat with a bag slung over his back.
Masked Cat: This is a robbery! Give me all your toys and treats!
Fluffy and Whiskers look at each other, unsure of what to do.
Fluffy: (to Whiskers) He wants our stuff! We can't let him take it!
Whiskers: (nodding) Let's take him down!
A fight ensues, with Fluffy and Whiskers pouncing on the masked cat while he tries to grab their toys and treats. The three cats roll around on the floor, yowling and clawing.
Finally, Fluffy and Whiskers manage to subdue the masked cat.
Fluffy: (panting) I think we got him.
Whiskers: (grinning) We sure did. Nice teamwork, Fluffy.
Fluffy: (smiling) Yeah, we make a pretty good team.
The masked cat struggles to get free, but Fluffy and Whiskers hold him down.
Masked Cat: Let me go, you fiends! I'll get you back for this!
Fluffy: (smiling) Sorry, pal. Crime doesn't pay. But you can still hang out with us and play with our toys if you want.
Whiskers: (nodding) Yeah, we could use another cat for our heists and battles.
Masked Cat: (confused) Wait, what? You want me to join you?
Fluffy: (shrugging) Sure, why not? We could call ourselves "The Feline Three"!
Whiskers: (grinning) I like it! Welcome aboard, buddy.
Masked Cat: (sighing) I guess I don't have much choice, do I?
Fluffy: (smiling) Nope, not really.
The three cats begin to play with their toys, forgetting about the robbery completely.
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