THE 40-YEAR MORTGAGE IS A GIFT TO THE BANKS

Financial literacy is in the dumpster along with our future prospects, what a perfect time to financially bamboozle the populous with another complicated scheme.

"2+2 = What are your garb-nouns" these days so who even really understands what this means?

Clownself wants to inform you that while your monthly payment may have dropped by 10 cents, your browneye just got gapped another 2 inches. So grab those ankles and get ready to eat zee bugs because this is literally a dumpster on wheels.

Kicking the financial can down the road because school teaches you palindromes and prime numbers instead of taxes and being healthy.

Everything is trash, I hope this helps paint a better picture of how this money scheme is clapping even more cheeks than usual.​