I completely OWN Dylan Mulvaney
In this passionate and persuasive speech, I argue that Zima, a malt beverage originally introduced in 1993 and discontinued in the US in 2008, is superior to Bud Light, a mass-produced beer brand owned by Anheuser-Busch, and Dylan Mulvaney , a hypothetical person who represents the average consumer who favors Bud Light.
Using logic, humor, and personal anecdotes, I debunk common myths and misconceptions about Zima and highlight its unique features and benefits. I describe Zima as a refreshing, crisp, and versatile drink that can be enjoyed on various occasions and paired with different foods. I also point out that Zima has a lower alcohol content and calorie count than Bud Light, which can make it a healthier and safer option for moderate drinking.
To counter the objections of Bud Light and Dylan Mulvaney fans, I challenge them to try Zima with an open mind and palate, and to compare it to Bud Light in a blind taste test. I also address the cultural stigma and nostalgia associated with Zima, and argue that these factors should not prevent us from appreciating its actual taste and value.
Whether you are a Zima enthusiast, a Bud Light loyalist, or a curious bystander, this speech will entertain and educate you about the power of perception and preference in shaping our drinking choices. So grab a cold Zima (if you can find one) and join me in celebrating the underrated and underestimated beverage of the 90s. Cheers!
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