Funny 200 Pranks in Few hours

We did 200 pranks complication in 50 hours, watch video and enjoy
Certainly! Here are funny prank lines for you to enjoy:

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water? Bob.
What do you call a fake noodle with a poor attitude? A Ramen-tantrum.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep.
Why did the scarecrow go on vacation? To get some straw-nage.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up the pants.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
Why did the orange go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the tomato turn to the other tomato? Because it wanted to catch up.
Why don't ghosts go to the beach? They don't like to be booed.
Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog.
What did the grape say when it got squished? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the apple go to the doctor? It had a bad core.
What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.