Unreturn social rules everyone should know

Unreturn social rules everyone should know
1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use the condom
Alcohol increases the size of the send button by 89%
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Sometimes we create our own heartbreaks through expectations
Life is too short to be with the wrong person
Just because you love them, it doesn't mean they are right for you
Feelings that come back are feelings that never left
Everything is not as easy as getting fat
Even a bad day is just 24 hours
It's not your job to fix people