Human Fall Flat Is a Very Easy Game

God we are so good at parkour platformers. There is no platformer that can stop us. Mario? fuckin easy. Megaman? What, you think that is hard? Sonic the hedgehog? I look at porn of him every day.

Note from the editor: Yes, I realize we were drunk. Yeah, that's what adults do. You don't drink? What, is it cause it's not sold in baby bottles you fucking baby? You need a diaper for your piss pants you little piss pants baby boy? I fucking drink every day. I'll buttchug Bacardi while I facechug Jose Cuervo. I have been to the hospital three times in the last week. My body is failing me. My liver has shrunken to the size of a pea.

Get on my level you fucking bitch ass baby boy I'm in a wheelchair now due to the effects of alcoholism.