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AOC is Darth
Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, there was a man named AOC. AOC was a mild-mannered office worker who loved nothing more than filing paperwork and sipping on lukewarm coffee. But one day, something strange happened. AOC woke up feeling different. His voice was deeper, and his skin had a slightly purple tinge.
As he made his way to work, AOC noticed that people were staring at him oddly. Some were even crossing the street to avoid him. He couldn't understand why until he looked in the mirror and realized that he had transformed into none other than Darth Vader!
At first, AOC was ecstatic. He had always been a huge Star Wars fan and now he had the chance to live out his dream of ruling the galaxy. But soon, he realized that being a Sith Lord was a lot harder than he had anticipated.
For one thing, his colleagues at work were terrified of him. No one wanted to talk to him or be in the same room as him. He tried to lighten the mood by using his Force powers to bring people coffee, but it only resulted in burnt fingers and angry customers.
To make matters worse, the Death Star had been destroyed and the Empire was in shambles. AOC was left with nothing to do except sit in his cubicle and brood.
One day, AOC had had enough. He marched into his boss's office, lightsaber in hand, and demanded a promotion. But his boss just laughed in his face and called security.
Defeated, AOC retreated to his apartment and sat alone, watching old Star Wars movies on repeat. He had failed as a Sith Lord and as a human being. But at least he had his trusty lightsaber to keep him company.
And so, AOC became known as the Darth Vader of the office. A cautionary tale of what can happen when you take your Star Wars obsession a little too far.
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